Thursday, May 04, 2006

That's just good stuff

So have you heard the one about the missing Doughboy?

My favorite part of his adventures is when he starts to hit the bottle and shows up in a strip club.

Brilliant! I don't know who did this, but I loveitloveitloveit!

(check out the story - there's a image along with it that is not to be missed)

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

It's the gift that keeps on giving

So can you really be considered a sperm donor if the vehicle of donation is your penis and the receptacle is a vajayjay?

Yes, yes, I realize that the bebe was actually conceived in a petri dish, but seeing as they were dating and all, it's hard to believe that they weren't doing the nast-tay to supplement things. Just keeping it real

Though this woman sounds like she a bit past crazy-town.

This may be one of the great mysteries of all time, never to be solved. Until it is by the court.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Italian Mary Carey?

How have I missed all of these Italian gems? First Berlusconi and now Ilona Staller, the first Hungarian-Italian porn star cum politician (no pun intended...ok, pun was actually intended)

No wonder Keith Olbermann wasn't sure if this video was real or not

What did you say?

ohmyohmyohmy...a whole site dedicated to people eavesdropping in NY.

My best eavesdropping story - I was with my sister and my then-fiance at his sister's field hockey game when sis and I heard this exchange:

Aunt of fiance's sister: So did [fiance's sister] cut her hair?

Dad OFS: No, her arms are bigger.


Smiley face

Hi! Welcome back from your coma!

Ah, if only that rejected Hallmark card made it to the sales aisle.

My fav?
Front: "Spread some holiday cheer." Inside: "Or drink alone. Who am I to judge?"

Keepin it real.

Monday, April 10, 2006

I get it for the articles...

As our man Hugh gets set to turn a spry 80, it seems that Silvio Berlusconi is quite the ladies' man himself. Deciding to research a heretofore untapped demographic, Berlusconi did an improptu poll of nine phone sex operators to find out what they thought of him and his opponent.

Uh huh. He called sex chats on a sleepless night for political research via straw polls.

The best part is that seven out of nine said they preferred him, which means that the other two are either very bad at their jobs of saying anything to please the customer or that he is so repulsive that they just had to draw the line somewhere.

Our protest music

Via Atrios, Pink and the Indigo Girls with a great song.

Yeah, haven't been around for a while, but then again, I've been spending most of the time speechless over the unbelievable political 'antics' going on.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

File under: Shit you Can't Make Up

For the sexually adventurous out there, here's a warning: DO NOT VISIT TENNESSEE

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that a Republican proposed this legislation. You know, between Lynn Cheney's lesbo novel, Scooter's tale of incest, bestiality and necrophilia and O'Reilly's novel? it seems like sex is on the minds of those who seem to crusade against allowing people to have any. Methinks thou dost protest too much..

Best observation ever

"One could certainly ascertain that if you're in a barn and in a secluded area with a lamb and you’re behind her and your pants are down by your ankles, then an unnatural sex act is probably occurring,” said Lisa Allen of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s office.
This in reference to a fire department battalion chief who was placed on administrative leave for apparently doin' the nasty with a lamb.

So the animal being underage...does that come into play at all?

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Sound familiar?

So a new report is out showing that 97, yes NINETY-SEVEN, percent of people filing forbankruptcy are doing so because of job loss, medical expenses, or the death of a spouse. That leaves only 3 percent of people who are trying to use bankruptcy as a get-out-of-debt free card.

Silly me, I thought that 3 percent comprised the majority of applicants - that's what we were sold on.

I seem to remember someone pointing this all out before the bankruptcy bill was passed...oh right, from the Dems who tried to get legitimate exceptions added as amendments and who were shot down by the unified Republicans, with 6 skeezy Dems voting too (Biden, brought to you by MBNA, I'm looking at you). The 'useless' exceptions were:
Veterans and their Families

Men and women fighting for our country in Iraq and Afghanistan will NOT be exempted from the bankruptcy bill’s so-called “means test.”

An amendment by Rep. Marty Meehan of Massachusetts (amendment # 23) would have protected disabled veterans who have developed financial problems due to their combat service, but will not be allowed.

Another amendment (amendment # 12), which required credit counseling agencies to provide free services to men and women who have recently left the military after serving in combat zones will not be allowed for consideration.

Family Members with Health Problems

Several amendments intended to protect people who file bankruptcy because they or a family member is experiencing a serious, costly illness will not even be considered.

Every single Rules Committee Republican voted against even considering an amendment offered by Rep. Zoe Lofgren of California (amendment # 12) that would protect people whose medical costs total more than 50% of their annual income.

Americans who have their Identity Stolen

People who are forced into bankruptcy as a result of identity theft will get no help from this Republican Congress. REPUBLICANS WILL NOT EVEN ALLOW THE HOUSE TO CONSIDER THE ISSUE.

For instance, the Majority has prevented consideration of an amendment offered by Rep. Adam Schiff of California (amendment # 11) that would protect consumers who find themselves with large debts because criminals have stolen their Social Security numbers and other personal identification information.
You know, the scammers of the system.

But of course, the only exception that was allowed was, you guessed it, business.


Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Ads I wish were real

This ad from Letterman is simply perfect.

Oh David, how I love thee and thine snark

Stunning - and not in the good way

Here's a man accused of kidnapping his own wife and sexually abusing her, as well as downloading child porn. Classy guy, and his attorney is basically implying that his wife created the "Contract of Wifely Expectations" and of downloading the child porn onto his computer. I'm going to guess that such theories are not going to fly with a jury, but I'm a glass-half-empty kind of girl.

Who the fuck even thinks up this stuff?

Oh, and they have 2 kids - I seem some intense therapy in their futures.

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